Published On: Thu, Oct 31st, 2019

Halloween 2019: Happy Halloween pictures, jokes and memes for a spooky Halloween

Halloween is here, and with it comes the chance to dress up, eat lots of sweet treats and tell horribly cheesy Halloween jokes. If you’ve watched too many scary films and need some light relief, here are some jokes which are bound to make you cackle like a witch.

Halloween themed poems

Song of the Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble” By William Shakespeare – Macbeth

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

It’s Halloween

It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween!
The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can’t be seen
on any other night:
Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels,
Werewolves rising from their tombs,
Witches on their magic brooms.

Skeleton Parade

The skeletons are out tonight,
they march about the street,
With bony bodies, bony heads
and bony hands and feet.
Bony bony bony bones
with nothing in between,
Up and down and all around
they march on Halloween.


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